<p>"It begins with, uh, this, whatever it is, this guy, uh, Lil Nas being seduced by the devil in the form of a snake," said Giuliani in the video he recorded for no one in particular. "Then he engages in, uh, this ridiculous, uh, really, rather ugly dance with, uh, Satan. And it's a sexual dance. I don't know how much of it I should describe. Except you've got to get it. It's, um, he, um, lap dances, him." </p><p>"Oh, come on, Rudy," Oliver cut in. "Don't give us that surprised face. You can't pretend to be a total stranger to lap dances in the same Oscar season that you're nominated for 'Best Junk Adjustment' while laying down on a stranger's bed. Also, lap dances is understating things considerably there. Lil Nas X spends an exquisite amount of time throwing it back at the adversary. Ol' scratch is getting ground on there like an Olive Garden pepper mill."</p><p> Oliver explained that the only way that the Lil Nas X video could be made better is if a "weird old creep trying to explain it in G-rated terms while sitting on the set of a law firm commercial." </p><p>See the Oliver opener below: </p><p><br/></p><div class="rm-embed embed-media"><div style="position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;height:0;overflow:hidden;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="100%" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/k4dvurbFaXgPx6wMsCH" style="width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px;overflow:hidden" type="text/html" width="100%"> </iframe> </div></div>
<p>"Wow! Imagine being the one white man on Earth that Tucker Carlson won't defend!" Oliver said. "<a href="//www.clshoes-wholesale.com/tucker-carlson-matt-gaetz-witness/" target="_blank">Tucker was clearly trying to 'nope' his way out of the whole interview</a>. He looked like he wants to walk out of his own show. The problem is, if he did that, it wouldn't be Tucker Carlson Tonight anymore, it would be 'The Matt Gaetz挖掘了自己的严重冒险时刻.'"<br/></p><p>Oliver anticipates there will be much more to come on Gaetz, likely "<a href="//www.clshoes-wholesale.com/legal-troubles-facing-matt-gaetz/" target="_blank">during his sentencing phase</a>." </p><p>Gaetz has denied any involvement in the crimes being investigated. </p><p>See the video below: </p><p><br/></p><div class="rm-embed embed-media"><div style="position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;height:0;overflow:hidden;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="100%" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/k5FcFnNtzP5L9YwMsGl" style="width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px;overflow:hidden" type="text/html" width="100%"> </iframe> </div></div>
<p>He explained that Trump is blazing his own trail like a flaming meteor. While most presidents turn their lives into service and charity after leaving office, Trump has turned to investments and money-making ventures. </p><p>"He has already <a href="//www.cnn.com/2021/03/30/media/donald-trump-website-launch/index.html" target="_blank">set up a website</a>, 45office.com, that offers visitors an option to fill out forms to request a personalized greeting or to attend an event," he wrote. "While it's unclear whether he's charging a fee, many reality TV stars have cashed in on personalized greetings and former presidents get big bucks for speeches and appearances. By soliciting offers on his website, Trump could be cutting out the middle man -- along with any agent fees or commissions. In the meantime, he and his allies enjoy occasional moments in the spotlight that remind us of what once was. The future, it seems, will be much like their disgrace-filled past."</p><p>D'Antonio goes on to walk through all of the ways that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) is just as dispicable as Trump. </p><p><a href="//www.cnn.com/2021/04/04/opinions/donald-trump-controversies-dantonio/index.html" target="_blank">Read the full column at CNN.com.</a></p><ul class="ee-ul"></ul>
